From WhatRumors: The Celebrity Gossip Wiki

Whoa!

The beautiful people don't always have beautiful offspring. It's probably some sort of weird genetic canceling-out or something. Until the age of designer babies, getting pregnant will continue to be a real crapshoot.

Enjoy our collection of funny-looking celebrity kids.

Rumer Willis

Rumer Glenn Willis. Her middle name is Glenn. And her first name is a homophone of Rumor. As in WhatRumors. She was made for us. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis may be done for, but their ugly offspring is still running around. Her face is just so oval. But her features fit into such a small little box within that oval. It leaves all this flat, naked white space on her head. And the weird nose, too.

Rumer's laugh face. Oh boy.	Now Rumer's trying to do something fun with her hair. Not buying it.	Looking a little better here.	...What?
I dare you to disagree: Rumer's facial features = diagram of the female reproductive system.

Lourdes Leon

Lourdes, Madonna's daughter by actor Carlos Leon, is rocking one hell of a unibrow these days. And also, by the looks of it, one hell of an attitude. Watch out!

Lourdes is kickin' it with the unibrow.	It is taking over her face.		You would think Madonna would DO SOMETHING ALREADY
		Lourdes! Put down the thorns, PLEASE!	MADONNA! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DAUGHTER!

P.S. One of these is not like the others.

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly might be a bit of a celebrity in her own right, but that doesn't change that she was the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne first. Kelly acknowledges her ugliness. From her round chubby face to her, uh, round chubby body. Not to mention her endless parade of hair and makeup mistakes.

Shirley Temple much?	Showing off her assets.	No thanks.	Heavily under the influence of photoshop on the left, reality on the right
SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST

Alexa Ray Joel

The daughter of piano man Billy Joel and supermodel Christie Brinkley could be prettier. Her bug eyes and big nose don't exactly entitle her to follow in her mother's footsteps, so good thing she's got her sights set on a music career. You don't have to be pretty to sound good on recording.

Woah.	Alexa and her mom, the supermodel.	The picture Perez made fun of.
And now an awkward outfit.

Henry and Johan Klum

Heidi Klum may be fabulous, and her little girl is cute, but the two sons she had with Seal; Henry and his little brother Johan, are kinda funny-looking.

Johan's got a chubby little face

Henry cries. He is sad.

Henry pushing a stroller. He's not just funny-looking, he likes to play with dolls.

Bindi Irwin

The late great Steve Irwin left behind a legacy of conservationism and showed us that the natural world could be an exciting and beautiful thing. He also left behind a daughter, Bindi Irwin, who is pretty exciting, but less than beautiful.

You got it, dude!	MONKEY GIRL!	Her late father is lurking in the background.	Hosting The Match Game.
Snake attack!

P.S. One of these is not like the others.

August Herman Hargitay

August Hermann Hargitay definitely has his own thing going on. I bet he makes a lot of really great faces and gets a lot of laughs around the Hargitay household. He definitely looks like a Hermann. Hell of eyebrows for a kid his age, also a mustache is developing a little early. When your grandmother is legendary beauty Jayne Mansfield, how can you look this awkward?

Here, August and mommy holla at something.

See?! Funny faces! That crazy kid.

How does a 3 year old have a mustache already?

Sadie Sandler

Adam Sandler isn't exactly the classically handsome leading man. But he's funny and not disfigured. So how did he turn out something as freakish as this?